"Florida Man Makes Announcement! Page 26" was the bold headline in the New York Post. Part of his announcement sent me running to the supermarket to check out if it was really true. We were approaching Thanksgiving, otherwise known as “Turkey Day” and the Florida man said that "even if you can find a turkey in the store it costs three to four times what it used to." He asserted that his political opponents have tripled or quadrupled the cost of turkey right ahead of the holiday!